“MUD Processor” is a humorous story about being resourceful, creative, and ecologically friendly. Yellow Clay is faced with a deadline. It needs to produce one bowl to fulfill the order; however, the clay and glazes required for the order are back-ordered. Yellow Clay consults with the Mud Processor software for a suggestion. The software presents Yellow Clay, an eco option - an unconventional method of producing a bowl by combining scrap clay and scrap glazes to address the supply shortage. The result is.....